The Whirlwind Effect

Nathan is an absolute whirlwind. The kid can destroy a room, hell an entire store in matter of seconds. The other day we went to Toys R Us to buy a birthday gift for a friend. In no more than 60 seconds Nathan had toppled an entire display of about 20 Scrabble games, ripped off and OPENED and package of Crayola Markers that were dropping out one at a time, was UNDER a rack of clothes, yanking them all down, breaking a hanger or two as he went and had one of these CRAZY-ASS sing dolls in his clutches.

This was all within the first 15 feet of entering the store! It's absolutely out of control. The kid must be strapped into a cart or a stroller or on your back or else there is major clean up to be done in his wake.

It is exhausting. I was stupid to ever think that Owen was active. Owen's a couch potato compared to this one.